How good are jokes? And pranks.

The Goonlivet was an April Fools. Probably the best damn April Fools since The Glenlivet was founded on a frosty Scottish morning in 1824.

And who knows, if enough of you lovely people want it, The Goonlivet may one day become a reality.

If you want your voice to be heard, inform us of your demand below.





50ml The Glenlivet 12 Year Old
5g Unrefined Cane Sugar
2 dashes Perfect Bitters Blend



Add the unrefined caster sugar into the glass and add a little whisky and ice.

Stir slowly to dissolve the sugar for about half a minute, add a little more whisky and the bitters and continue to stir for another minute.

Add the remaining whisky and stir, taste for balance and adjust if necessary.

Garnish with a large orange twist expressed over the surface of the drink.